After a recent trip to southwestern Michigan I accidentally discovered three important facts: First, the lake my house is on actually has no bottom, which I found out when I slipped off the wet dock and sunk up to my wallet in oozing muck. The second discovery was that carrying my trusty old Nokia cell phone in my cargo pocket wasn’t a great idea, as the water and muck killed the device. And third, after obtaining a new phone from my provider, I found out that I didn’t like the new phone and I am still struggling with its features and functionality.